1. You saw it on Tumblr first, kids. Hugo Chavez pays homeless people $2,500 to vote for him because, you know, that’s a reasonable thing to say.

    #straightfromthemajunchesmouth #thisiswhyyoukeeplosing #doyouevenlistentoyourselves

    EDIT: based on current exchange rates, assuming this person meant $2,500 in bolivares fuertes, we would still be talking almost 600 U.S. dollars.